A dashing smile and a warm welcome

A dashing smile and a warm welcome, maybe even a friendly hug is what you'll get when you visit us here at Name Pending with Jon and Mike (patent pending). Our purpose here is to not only entertain ourselves, but also you. Our former listeners and now readers.
When Mike sent me the email saying "we're back!" with no information at all I thought to myself "it's about time".
Mike and I created this blog for many different reasons. Firstly it's a chance for all those blog readers out there who are tired of reading about how many kids their former high school friends have, and how much more successful their successful husbands are than yours, to get in a well deserved laugh at a racist joke without worrying about offending their co-workers. It's also a chance for Mike and I to tell those racist jokes without being held to the lawful standards of this great nation in which we reside. Freedom of speech= Say what you want about anybody, as long as you don't do it in a church, workplace, school, public forum, newspaper, neighbor's sidewalk, mother's kitchen, BYU football game, or public facility. Which leaves only the internet and one's own rooftop with a megaphone as the only medium for speaking one's mind, and because niether one of us has a rooftop or megaphone, we look to the internet for our creative solace.
Also this blog is a protest to being treated unfairly by the tyrant known as K-UTE and it's tide of nasty cohorts. How dare they not pay us!
So Mike and I, with much satisfaction and pleasure have taken our talents to blogger.com. The southbeach of the internet.
We hope you enjoy it as much as we do. We haven't really talked about what or when we will be posting, but rest assured posts are on there way.

Jon

P.S. "Spare a dollar?"